Friday, March 25, 2011

Items That Make Us Question What Country We're In

What the...?





Yeah, we can't figure out Steff's expression either. NZ eggs in the US is weird, but not sad...

Completely different logo.




Look at the price and cry, NZers!


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It's Not For Lack of Bread

23/3/11

Nancy:

Today, Steff introduced me to Jewish food. This is another wonderful thing that has yet to hit Kiwi shores. Just you wait, New Zealand. Until today, I had never cried over bread and dairy products.

I ate a bagel and cream cheese. And I feel that I have now lived a fulfilled life. This was the best bagel and cream cheese that has ever touched my lips. The cream cheese had chunks of smoked salmon in it! Oh, and the matzoh ball soup, and the blintzes! I felt as though I was being fed from the hand of Abraham himself. With every bite, my appreciate of the meal increased, to climactic proportions.

Apparently the key to my spirituality is through my stomach, because I'm ready to convert to Judaism right now. Even if only for the food.

Left to right: bazillions of bagels, bazillions of flavoured cream cheeses, an extremely happy Nancy.

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Viva Las Vegas!





The first thing to note about Las Vegas is that the drivers are insane, particularly the taxi drivers. In a space of five minutes, we were passed on a two-lane, two-way street, and honked at by four individuals.

The second thing of note is that a lot of Americans don't camp in the same way Kiwis do. We had thought that we were living in the lap of luxury with our kitchen/bed setup. Then we saw our Kamp-of-America neighbours:

Willie Westy in the Sea of Monsters


We were swamped by these things. We later went to an RV sales site, and found that these things cost $220,000 each.

The campsite was a great place to stay. Our first night was cozy, but chilly.

Our super-effective lighting system

Our first meal in the van

Our bunk

And then we went out on the town:

Us eating the world's largest chocolate milkshake.

We're now obese.

The fountain of chocolates!

A ceiling of blown-glass flowers



This was our LOL of the day. As we walked through the mall, we noticed this mechanical puppy making a break for it. Note the others in the shop (red balloons). Run, puppy, run!

Wasting away again in Margaritaville. With terrible sunstrike.

A selection of catalogues for Vegas callgirls. Take your pick.




LOL of the week:
We stopped in Baker for lunch and to give Willie a break after the Vegas hills. We parked the van and began to walk to the service station when Steff noticed Willie making a break for it. It is surprising just how quickly a 5,000lb mobile brick can gain momentum. Despite Steff's best efforts to stop the van with her bare hands, and Nancy's supportive "Ahhh!"s, the car was halfway across the parking lot before Nancy had found the key, unlocked the door, and yanked the handbrake. Note to selves: get handbrake looked at.

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Head Out On the Highway!


We survived the maiden voyage without hitting any icebergs (or other cars)! With a tentative plan to leave at noon, we departed at four. Further, Google Maps deceived us: expecting to arrive at 8pm, we parked at KOA RV Park Circus Circus Las Vegas (the true name) at approximately 11:30pm. Granted, this probably had more to do with the fact that we travelled the entire distance at 45mph (72kmph) than with Google's failures.

It wasn't long before we came to experience firsthand the brotherhood that exists between Westfalia owners. A simple toot-toot and a gleeful wave are all it takes to become best of friends with other VW bus drivers.

Zoom in to the rear view mirror to see a fellow Westy!

The same is not true of angry big rig drivers, who were all in all unimpressed with our speed (or lack thereof). Here we are about to be overtaken (and probably honked at) by one:



We also had the pleasure of viewing some prime American real estate:



We saw trailer parks that were ten city blocks long, trailer homes with giant holes in them, with boarded up windows, with scores and scores of broken down, rusted cars in the front, you name it.

Our heater doesn't work, it turns out. Frosty!

Other notes on the trip:
-We spent more time at gas stations bickering over how to use the pump (newfangled gas pump technology has mocked our backwards, southern-hemisphere ways, stumping us time and again) than filling our tanks.
-After a while (around 8pm, to be precise), it became apparent that we wouldn't be arriving before 8pm. Not wanting to strain the battery running the radio--see previous post for more about our narcoleptic battery--we instead strained our vocal chords until arrival. What's a good road trip without a terrible rendition of "Loving You", by Minnie Riperton?
-At 9pm, the van began to slow, now struggling to hit 40mph (64kph). It was dark, and we were still hours from Vegas. We proceeded to panic, until we noticed an elevation sign stating that we'd climbed 2,000 feet in 10 minutes. The slow incline, combined with the dark made the problem difficult to diagnose.


-After what seemed an age, we saw a light on the horizon; heading due east, we thought briefly that we'd hit sunrise. These lights, it transpired, were the lights of Vegas.

Coming up: Las Vegas, as viewed by vagrant Kiwi backpackers.

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Get Your Motor Runnin'!

Steff has returned, readers! The day after her (re)arrival, we ventured outdoors in our trusty, lovable brick-on-wheels.



The engine stalled, and the battery crapped out, due to some questionable gear changes.

Nancy broods while Steff organises a jump start.

After meeting the neighbour, a kind and friendly Dominican lady, we were on the road again!


On the same road as these:


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Saturday, March 12, 2011

Gimme a Head With Hair!

12/3/11

Here in Palmdale, one can get one's hair cut at the local beauty college for a mere $3.50.

I will mention that I have been warned of the ills of cheap haircuts. But being a courageous and dedicated blogger, I took the plunge...


...and learned my lesson. Don't worry, Mum, it grows back! And in the meantime...


There's always the humble hat.

It's not a terrible haircut, just...not what I expected at all. Not even close, really. On the bright side, I now resemble an Alison Bechdel character:



Learn from my mistakes, readers! Don't get me wrong, I still don't believe that any haircut is worth over $40, but perhaps in the future I'll be less hesistant to fork out $25 for a trim...

In other news, I attended a Native American Powwow while on the way to pick Steff up from the airport:




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Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out

10/3/11

Now, this trip is partly to indulge in the cliché of figuring out answers to big questions. With Steff away and little to do in the interim, I've had plenty of time to think, yet all this thinking has yielded few answers.

I can clearly identify the general problems facing Steff and me at this allegedly critical point in time:
-Humans' purpose is existentially unclear, and yet working from the end of university straight through to retirement in a job that's anything less than spectacular seems to contradict whatever humanity's purpose may be.
-Working menial jobs through one's twenties is a waste of colossal proportions. It's one's physical prime, and, many would argue, one's best creative years. I learned a great deal working minimum wage for a year. Firstly, it's hard. Secondly, it's largely fruitless. Thirdly, as you can probably deduce from points one and two, it sucks! While I was employed, I lacked any creative inspiration, indeed, any inclination to even do anything creative when I wasn't at work. I wanted mainly to put up my feet, sleep, and fight the antithetical angst caused by simultaneous urges to do something and also to do nothing at all.
-What exactly is a spectacular job? It seems we're happiest as individuals when we have something to show for our efforts. I love making music, painting, reading, etc., for this precise reason. But with the offshoring and automation of many jobs, much of what's left is dull paperwork, and we'd be grappling for these jobs with the rest of the middle class (most of whom are probably also overqualified for rubber stamp positions). Meanwhile, a lot of the unskilled labour jobs aren't really available right now, so anyone less than overqualified hasn't got a chance! Or so we're repeatedly told...
-Not doing anything at all is just as creativity-stifling as working.
-What with all the competition for decent jobs, one must be bloody outstanding. In addition, one must be a hard worker. No sweat, so to speak. Except for the fact that "hard work" means doing twenty to thirty hours more per week than our baby booming parents had to. Then, with job markets, job types, and social dynamics transmogrifying before our very eyes, we as a generation (arguably) feel solely responsible for interpreting and forging our future. A lot of help from older generations is often technologically or circumstantially irrelevant. What a lot of us need most right now is for our parents to trust we'll survive, because we definitely need that confidence from somewhere!
-Lastly, and most importantly, I'm sitting on a bed of pine needles, and they're sticking in my butt. Obviously, it's a sign to conlude this ontological rant.

Post-teenage anguish is surely symptomatic of the terrible twenties in this present age. Perhaps this is due to the fact that life is clearly signposted until university graduation, at which point all direction drops away without warning. We are left up a certain creek without a paddle or a map. In a jet boat. With no slower gears. Let's see where we end up!

Nature does nothing to reflect our hot, bubbling turmoil, thankfully. Spring sprang overnight: BAM, and the snow is gone!

Going for a walk along the California Aqueduct. Note the beautiful Joshua Trees, native to the Mojave Desert.

The trees blossomed, vibrant California poppies popped up, and, from nowhere, birds and insects began to take up residence in the desert again.




Of course, just as the sun comes out, the time comes for us to retire indoors.

Coming soon: the California Department of Motor Vehicles, insurance agencies, and (eventually), departure!

Stay tuned!


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Sunday, March 6, 2011

Photographs and Memories

To fill in the gaps, a photo retrospective (of the last two weeks):

Chillin' in Hollywood. Just casual.

Teensy weensy feet

From the crazier portion of the American population. Doomsday is Steff's 23rd birthday!


Steff in the Aisle of Nerf

Inside Wilhelmina Westfalia

Outisde Wilhelmina Westfalia

More from the crazies. Ah, bless them.


One of our cohabitants, Isaac

The obligatory, self-indulgent on-the-road shot
Until next time!

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